Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!

     Some men yearn for football season. Others only come alive every four years during the Presidential race. A very select few have real lives, and that's just sad. What makes my heart go pitter-patter? Drag Queens. Lots of them. The road to my heart is paved with them (in a completely harmless, fun way, of course). I look forward to each new season of RuPaul's Drag Race with the anticipation of a child who still believes in Santa Claus counting down the days until Christmas. Well, ol' Saint Ru is working her fabulous ass down that chimney, and she's got 12 presents for all of the little ladies and ladyboys anxiously awaiting her return.

(Author's Note: Please excuse the poor quality gifs. I'm still working out how to create better quality stuff. Any gif-making suggestions would be appreciated!)

RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars! Meet the Queens

This season of RuPaul's Drag race provides an interesting twist in that, instead of finding and launching a new crop of queens into drag superstardom, it instead sources high-preforming, previously eliminated queens to fill its ranks.

Because, you know, if at first you don't succeed on a reality TV show, the only viable option is to keep masochistically throwing yourself at it 'till you stick.

From LogoTV.com:

"They come armed with stilettos, feathers, and sequins, prepared for a battle where one false move-or eyelash-could spell doom. They are the best of the best, the top queens from Drag Race seasons 1-4, and they're ready to lip-synch for their lives to determine which of these all-stars will claim the ultimate title and be declared Queen amongst queens. Join RuPaul as he welcomes back the most celebrated queens of the past for a special edition of Drag Race that promises to be the wildest, most jaw-dropping and outrageous Drag Race yet."

Ready to meet your queens? Damn right you are.

Serving Fish: RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars!

RuPaul's Drag Race returns on Monday, October 22nd on Logo!

12 previously-eliminated queens from the past 4 seasons return to show off their Charisma, Uniqueness, nerve and Talent as they battle it out for the crown of America's Next Drag Superstar!

Weekly Ru-caps will be posted every following Friday, spilling tea and throwing shade as America's favorite ladyboys duke it out until only one stands victorious.

If you don't subscribe to Logo, all episodes are conveniently made available at logotv.com.